{"product_id":"70-spicy-pequin","title":"70% Spicy Pequin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e*** Serious\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eSpice ***\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSERIOUS. spice. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eProceed with caution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom our internally-conducted, thoroughly un-scientific studies, we have determined that the spicy chocolate-going population consists of two camps: (1) those who take us at our word that this bar contains \u003cem\u003eserious spice\u003c\/em\u003e levels of spice, and so decide to safely stay away; and (2) those who hear \"serious\" and \"spice\" together in reference to chocolate as a call to action, and dive headfirst into any size sample piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis second camp can further be divided into two groups: (2a) after the first bite, this person might wait \u0026amp; wonder if they received the right product, after all. \"This isn't spicy...\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey soon realize it is. What tends to follow is some variation of \"wow!\" or \"that IS spicy!\". You may, if you're a 2a-er, conclude that we even over-hyped just how spicy this bar is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then there's subgroup 2b – and if you take nothing else from this ramble, let it please be that we hope you don't become part of 2b.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis brave chocolate-goer tends to find the spiciness slowly unfold, then quickly wish they had interpreted \"serious spice\" more literally and emphatically. If there is a chance you may land in this camp, we highly encourage keeping a chaser of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slowcocoa.com\/products\/oatmilk-49-pisa-dark-milk\" title=\"49% oatmilk chocolate | slowcocoa mindful chocolate\"\u003eoatmilk\u003c\/a\u003e chocolate at-hand (honestly good practice for any 70% Pequin participants).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've been over-hyped\/forewarned :)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"slowcocoa","offers":[{"title":"Single","offer_id":47247162343598,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4-Pack","offer_id":47247162409134,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/6740\/1390\/files\/70_Pequin-Wampu-productphoto_0b151c39-3297-47fd-854f-952027829953.jpg?v=1706319034","url":"https:\/\/slowcocoa.com\/products\/70-spicy-pequin","provider":"slowcocoa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}