POPROCK N' DROOL
EXPLOSIVELY VEGAN 57% DARK MILK CHOCOLATE. *limited release*
What's that sound? Is everything ok in your mouth?
Please note our Nibble Support team may unfortunately be unavailable after placing your order, while we are still investigating a sudden disturbance within our own salivary glands.
We advise all nibblers to proceed with caution.
In a statement, slowcocoa's chief chocolate maker wished to clarify that "this was all a rich, 57% misunderstanding. [...] We set out to craft an irresistibly nibble-able vegan milk bar with a subtle, tactile reminder of the fragility of human comfort-seeking; a commentary on the irony of consumerist striving, so often revealing at its core a reflexive instability teetering toward implosive self-confrontation. . . Instead, all we have is this."
We are at this time still unsure what to make of the statement.
Organic cacao, organic cane sugar, organic soymilk, organic cacao butter, vegan pop rocks (isomalt, CO2).
Contains soy. Made in a fully vegan facility powered by 100% renewable wind energy. Certified kosher by EarthKosher.
We proudly source the organic cacao for this explosively addictive chocolate from Zorzal Reserve in the Dominican Republic.
With a focus on habitat restoration and climate change mitigation, Zorzal Reserve is a private reserve and bird sanctuary of over 1,000 acres, with 70% of the land dedicated as the "forever wild" winter home to bicknell's thrush (zorzal in Spanish), an endangered songbird who spends her summers in upstate NY.
The remaining 30% of the land is home to some of the world's most sustainably-produced and delicious organic cacao, which funds the reserve's conservation efforts. We pay a premium – well over 3-5x beyond fair trade minimums – so that each farmer receives a living wage for their craft and labor.
Learn more about our origin partners at Reserva Zorzal.
